Post by Shini on Apr 25, 2006 0:56:21 GMT -5
Don: You probably think my character's a girl
Brian: Probably
Davin: You can't be a girl! You don't have an egg sac!
Jack: Of course! My many dealings with pirates have taught me much about the seas!
Shini: Make a Blatent Bullshittery check
Jack: A million!
"Aw! that sounds like tentacles" -Alex
Paul: Jack? What happens when PCs ask for something too much?
Jack: They GET IT. The raptor monkeys were worth it though
Don: I wish we hadn't killed him. I feel bad now
Alex: No you don't
Don: I'm obligated to feel bad, it's my Alignment!
"Let's just let Grath'arro eat a bunch of jalapenos, let him deal with it" -Shini
"I'm going beyond useless, I'm into counter-productive" -Davin
Davin: Actually, none of you really know me, or really like me
Brian: I have no problem with you
Shini: You saved me once
Davin: Kind of. I called you my retarded niece
Shini: Eh. Sticks and stones
Brian: He's running away from an air elemental
Ina: What's an air elemental?
Shini: A very dangerous puff of air
Don: Seriously, how do you hit that?
Shini: ...Acid splash
Don: This doesn't look good. I think maybe I should go back the way I came
Shini: make a Knowledge No-Shit check
Shini: How do you hit an air elemental with an axe?!
Brian: We'll SEE how!
Ina: You're fighting a little breeze!
Brian: I told you, we're battling a very angry fart
Davin: Chaotic Stupid
Shini: Chaotic Retard
Shini: The paladin and the bard sit and whine a little
Jack: Great. The paladin composes an emo song
Shini: And the bard sings it
Don: I'll get my banjo!
Jack: I think I have prestidigitation left
Shini: You can dazzle it! Razzle dazzle, even!
Paul: What are you complaining about? You're trapped underground!
Davin: with evil things all around!
Shini: It's just like home!
"I wanna see a drow with seasonal-effective disorder. 'Why can't I see the sun?!'" -Jack
"The way you said it, you made me wanna die!" -Alex
Shini: You're gunna get fuxxored and I'm not gunna be able to help you
Brian: I can run away!
Shini: What's your Intelligence?
Brian: My Intelligence is I-Can-Run-Away
"I just cry. I roll nat 20s in Cry" -Shini
Davin: What? I have no idea what you're talking about
Tiff: Laughing, actually
Shini: Giggling, in fact
Davin: Chortling, if you will
"I make a Will save to avoid peeing my pants. ...I fail" -Jack
Shini: Did you just jump on the paladin's back?
Davin and Don: Yes
Davin: It worked with the half-orc, it'll damn well work with him!
Don: Plus I'm prettier than the half-orc, so...
Paul: Roll a Search check and a Reflex save
Shini: Roll a Chicken Reflex save?
"My spellbook definitely has dirty pictures in it" -Jack
"Hey, you're white now! Let's do it" -Don
Shini: Why are you poledancing?!
Don: ...I don't know!!
Don: I am Fuck! Fuck of the Mountain!
::silence::
Shini: What's your problem?
Brian: Your insanity
Shini: That is a problem
Shini: Oh you
Brian: Oh no
Jack: 'Hey paladin! Wanna lollipop?' 'Where'd it come from?' 'Nowhere' 'Ok...' 'Haha, joke's on you! I stole it from a child!'
Brian: No more paladin powers!
Jack: 'Hmm, it doesn't DETECT as evil...'
Don: 'That's funny, I can't cast spells anymore'
"It's like a kobold corn dog" -Don
"I'll just do what I do with my alarm clock -- I'll rip its head off" -Don
"I don't like 'asshat'. There are so much better insult combinations. Like 'cock-toboggan'" -Jack
"And the dragon's like 'Oh. Ok. How bout a hug?'" -Shini
Don: Can I have a cookie? I desperately want a cookie
Shini: No. If I gave you a cookie, I'd have to give everyone a cookie
Jack: Plus, if you gave him a cookie, obviously he'd want a glass of milk
Shini: Exactly. If you give a paladin a cookie
Jack: He'll give it to charity and still want a glass of milk, so he can give that to charity too
Don: I put on my armour
Shini: I put on your FACE
Davin: That's hot
Don: I have a +9 to Handle Animal
Shini: You Handle Animal reeeeeeeal gooooood
Don: Yeah. I handle my horse's penis all the time ::eye roll::
Shini: ...You killed the funny! You took away the euphamism
Bree: You euthanized the euphamism
"I think every time you cast Otto's Irresistable Dance, a disco ball should appear" -Don
"You are going to get celestially assfucked. That's pretty epic" -Shini
Paul: YES!
Brian: What is it?
Don: An illithid?
Jack: A dragon?
Don: An illithid riding a dragon?
Bree: With a Tarrasque sidecar?
Shini: Don, are you a tool?
Don: ...Uh...
Shini: Answer truthfully!
Don: A Tool of BAHAMUT!
Brian: Probably
Davin: You can't be a girl! You don't have an egg sac!
Jack: Of course! My many dealings with pirates have taught me much about the seas!
Shini: Make a Blatent Bullshittery check
Jack: A million!
"Aw! that sounds like tentacles" -Alex
Paul: Jack? What happens when PCs ask for something too much?
Jack: They GET IT. The raptor monkeys were worth it though
Don: I wish we hadn't killed him. I feel bad now
Alex: No you don't
Don: I'm obligated to feel bad, it's my Alignment!
"Let's just let Grath'arro eat a bunch of jalapenos, let him deal with it" -Shini
"I'm going beyond useless, I'm into counter-productive" -Davin
Davin: Actually, none of you really know me, or really like me
Brian: I have no problem with you
Shini: You saved me once
Davin: Kind of. I called you my retarded niece
Shini: Eh. Sticks and stones
Brian: He's running away from an air elemental
Ina: What's an air elemental?
Shini: A very dangerous puff of air
Don: Seriously, how do you hit that?
Shini: ...Acid splash
Don: This doesn't look good. I think maybe I should go back the way I came
Shini: make a Knowledge No-Shit check
Shini: How do you hit an air elemental with an axe?!
Brian: We'll SEE how!
Ina: You're fighting a little breeze!
Brian: I told you, we're battling a very angry fart
Davin: Chaotic Stupid
Shini: Chaotic Retard
Shini: The paladin and the bard sit and whine a little
Jack: Great. The paladin composes an emo song
Shini: And the bard sings it
Don: I'll get my banjo!
Jack: I think I have prestidigitation left
Shini: You can dazzle it! Razzle dazzle, even!
Paul: What are you complaining about? You're trapped underground!
Davin: with evil things all around!
Shini: It's just like home!
"I wanna see a drow with seasonal-effective disorder. 'Why can't I see the sun?!'" -Jack
"The way you said it, you made me wanna die!" -Alex
Shini: You're gunna get fuxxored and I'm not gunna be able to help you
Brian: I can run away!
Shini: What's your Intelligence?
Brian: My Intelligence is I-Can-Run-Away
"I just cry. I roll nat 20s in Cry" -Shini
Davin: What? I have no idea what you're talking about
Tiff: Laughing, actually
Shini: Giggling, in fact
Davin: Chortling, if you will
"I make a Will save to avoid peeing my pants. ...I fail" -Jack
Shini: Did you just jump on the paladin's back?
Davin and Don: Yes
Davin: It worked with the half-orc, it'll damn well work with him!
Don: Plus I'm prettier than the half-orc, so...
Paul: Roll a Search check and a Reflex save
Shini: Roll a Chicken Reflex save?
"My spellbook definitely has dirty pictures in it" -Jack
"Hey, you're white now! Let's do it" -Don
Shini: Why are you poledancing?!
Don: ...I don't know!!
Don: I am Fuck! Fuck of the Mountain!
::silence::
Shini: What's your problem?
Brian: Your insanity
Shini: That is a problem
Shini: Oh you
Brian: Oh no
Jack: 'Hey paladin! Wanna lollipop?' 'Where'd it come from?' 'Nowhere' 'Ok...' 'Haha, joke's on you! I stole it from a child!'
Brian: No more paladin powers!
Jack: 'Hmm, it doesn't DETECT as evil...'
Don: 'That's funny, I can't cast spells anymore'
"It's like a kobold corn dog" -Don
"I'll just do what I do with my alarm clock -- I'll rip its head off" -Don
"I don't like 'asshat'. There are so much better insult combinations. Like 'cock-toboggan'" -Jack
"And the dragon's like 'Oh. Ok. How bout a hug?'" -Shini
Don: Can I have a cookie? I desperately want a cookie
Shini: No. If I gave you a cookie, I'd have to give everyone a cookie
Jack: Plus, if you gave him a cookie, obviously he'd want a glass of milk
Shini: Exactly. If you give a paladin a cookie
Jack: He'll give it to charity and still want a glass of milk, so he can give that to charity too
Don: I put on my armour
Shini: I put on your FACE
Davin: That's hot
Don: I have a +9 to Handle Animal
Shini: You Handle Animal reeeeeeeal gooooood
Don: Yeah. I handle my horse's penis all the time ::eye roll::
Shini: ...You killed the funny! You took away the euphamism
Bree: You euthanized the euphamism
"I think every time you cast Otto's Irresistable Dance, a disco ball should appear" -Don
"You are going to get celestially assfucked. That's pretty epic" -Shini
Paul: YES!
Brian: What is it?
Don: An illithid?
Jack: A dragon?
Don: An illithid riding a dragon?
Bree: With a Tarrasque sidecar?
Shini: Don, are you a tool?
Don: ...Uh...
Shini: Answer truthfully!
Don: A Tool of BAHAMUT!